Here’s a soda pop chant a little kid taught me when I worked at summer camp this year:
Coca Cola went to town
Diet Pepsi knocked it down
Dr. Pepper picked it up
Now I’m drinkin’ 7 Up
7 Up got the flu
Now I’m drinkin’ Mountain Dew
Mountain Dew fell off the mountain
Now I’m drinkin’ from the fountain
Fountain broke, what a choke
Now I’m back to drinkin’ Coke